Individual Noble Title
Published in Untagged by MiloMOVE UP IN THE WORLD AND ENJOY THE HIGH LIFE!
Get yourself an official Lord, Lady, Baron or Baroness Title from the Greyscalestate!
Do you sometimes get the feeling you were destined for greatness?
Would you like people to show you the respect you deserve?
Now you can join the ranks of the privileged few!
With the Greyscalestate Certificate of Noble Title, no longer do you have to be content just being Mr. or Mrs. Average. Now, you can join the silver spoon club without resorting to marriage or inheritance. Yes - you can now become an official Lord, Lady, Baron or Baroness of Greyscalestate.
What you'll receive in your package:
- Your chosen Certificate of Individual Noble Title Ownership
- Glossy Folder to keep all your documents safe
- A Greyscalestate Crest
It's time to upgrade your social status, and demand the subservience of lesser mortals! Get your title now and watch your life change overnight!
Use it to:
- Get V.I.P. treatment and go to the front of the queue at important events
- Impress people and make friends
- Get invited to all important parties
- Secure the best table in restaurants
- Make co-workers jealous
- Get upgrades on flights
This Individual Noble Title Award is approved and granted by our Sovereign, the Head of State and the Royal Family of Greyscalestate, and is based upon the constitutional laws of our house, established in 1999. It is awarded in recognition of your financial support towards the welfare and development of Greyscalestate.
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